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So I finished traffic school last night, here was my instructor. He had very little control over our class ("Please put the book away," "Can I get everyone's attention?," "Please put the soda on the floor and don't knock it over, you aren't allowed to have outside beverages in here.")

Apparently he filmed some gig for VH-1 yesterday morning up in LA about how he has done traffic school to the stars (like Corey Feldman, Gloria Alred, etc...) and who the repeat offenders are.

He also passed around those drunk goggles, which simulate a .12 blood alcohol level. He said that he and a bunch of other media types get invited once a year to some place up in LA to either wear the goggles and drive, or drink and drive on a course with orange cones. He said that the "responsible" reporters (such as himself) opted for the goggles, but others (Gayle Anderson of Channel 5) went on benders at 10 AM.

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You're here for the duration. Early withdrawal won't be tolerated when one opponent won't let the other one leave the game. If you knew that you'd be facing such a hard-liner, you would have thought twice before taking on this challenge. Be nothing less than charming, gracious and the ultimate good sport. If someone fails to observe your civility, your only choice is to kill him or her with kindness. You raise the stakes by punching a hole in weak excuses. No handicaps are allowed in this match. However it turns out, at least it will be over quickly.