It's pretty depressing when you finally realize that they give out special sauce to anyone who asks.

So last night, on May 31, at 11:53 PM, one of these little buggers arrives 7 minutes early. I HATE June Bugs. For some reason they've always freaked me out...oh wait, I know why...they used to buzz my ears in my parents' house when I was trying to sleep. One even got halfway lodged in my ear one night. The buzzing... oh goodness. Those suckers send me over the edge. So I had to kill it (it started buzzing in the dark and then would shut up when I turned the light on) but I found it on the window ledge behind my blinds. I squished it and left the carcass as a warning to his little buddies who might also venture into my bedroom.