A synonym is a word you use in place of one you can't spell.

I think in some other language, Executive Assistant means, "Make your problems my own."

So I went for a walk this morning once everyone ELSE got into the office (yeah it was after 9 AM). I was listening to my iPod and decided to walk over to the bus stop and take the shuttle bus back to work.

Except that the damn thing broke down at the recreation center, which is diagonally across the campus from me and to walk over all the hills would be nuts. So I waited with all of the other students, most of them freshmen because they are still trying to find their “look,” and finally got back to the office about an hour later.

I found 3 UCI jobs I will probably apply for. They are all more money; just varying degrees. Two out of three of them are related to Health Sciences, which is the department I currently work with (different buildings and people.) I figure why not? Then I don’t have to worry about pensions and benefits and all that.

The highlight of my day today has been making file drawer labels, and figuring out how JD could have fucked up the paperwork I sent her. *sighs*