Mondays aren't so bad...it's my job that sucks.

Dear HBO,

After being a loyal fan of both Six Feet Under and then Sopranos, I have to say I am so disappointed by last night's series finale of Sopranos that if I paid the cable bill, I would be cancelling HBO. You should sue David Chase.

Sincerely,

OCnative 

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Dear Mr. Chase,

if you really didn't want to continue writing for Sopranos, you should have let someone else do it. Your finale was nothing but a slap in the face to your loyal viewers. Five minutes of Meadow trying to park her damn car? Give me a break. And what was up with the stupid cat other than to waste time that could have been spent really wrapping this series up. I would have given money to see the cat get whacked and go sleep with the fishes. Instead of crying in the end like I did for Six Feet Under I was screaming profanities at the TV set. The only entertaining segments last night were the Journey song at the end, and watching AJ's Xterra go up in flames.

Had I written the ending, I would have had Uncle Junior accidentally tell his accountant where the money was stashed, only to recover Ade's body instead. Janice would have been gagged and beaten to death just because (too many reasons to list.) AJ would have been caught banging that minor and gone to jail screaming for his mother a-la Paris Hilton. Meadow would have gotten hooked on heroine at some party and then get caught with it in her car. Instead of going to jail, the princess would have been assigned trash duty along the highway. Carmella would have phoned Furio in Italy, just so she could hear his voice, and Tony would have taken out all of Phil's guys single-handedly in a gun fight.

but then again, I'm not a writer. With that ending last night Mr. Chase, neither are you.

Sincerely,

OCnative