I've been awake for 5 hours and

I haven't had a soda yet. I had lite cranberry juice for my ride into work and now I'm drinking water.

I'm not saying I won't be drinking soda, but I am going to stop pounding them like some sort of competition or something. 

cracking me up...

Gilligan's Island's Mary Ann Gets Busted for Mary Jane

No wonder why Mary Ann was always making some many coconut cream pies on Gilligan's Island -- the cast was having a major case of the munchies!

Dawn Wells, the actress who played wholesome Mary Ann, was sentenced to six months probation, after being arrested in October for having pot in her car. She was stopped by police on her way home from a surprise party given for her by friends (what a downer), for driving like a lunatic.

Dawn pleaded guilty to one count of reckless driving, and was able to get additional misdemeanor counts of driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance dropped.

In addition to the probation, she was sentenced to five days in jail and fined $410.50.

Of course, the actress insists the marijuana wasn't hers and, even though she failed a sobriety test, she says she was, in no way, intoxicated.

Did the cops check her coconut cream levels? I hear that can really impair your judgment.