Dear....

Fidelity Investments - for the love of nature, please stop sending me these packets for the annual proxy votes. I've signed up everywhere I can think of to receive my information via email, and yet I continue to open the mailbox to a deluge of thick envelopes full of information I won't read. I need to vote in the proxy, fine I can do that online. I can also go to your website and access proxy statements at will (not that I ever will.) Had I known I was going to be getting all this crap for each individual fund, I would have dumped all my cash in one of the lifecycle funds and been done with it. Seriously, trees everywhere would thank you.

  
Netflix - I don't need an email to tell me every time you received my and Chris's movies, I already get ones that tell me what you're sending next and since I mail them from work, I know they get to you next day.