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ocnativeDear TD Ameritrade,
I am on the phone with you because I realized that this month is my one year mark with you and your Suze Orman Save Yourself account. You see, I have been paying you $50 a month for one full year and now you're supposed to give me another $100 as a *pats head* "good girl" reward.
Except you didn't.
When I tried to set up my trust designation with you, I TOLD YOU that the only thing I was changing was the BENEFICIARY! So instead of the money coming to me, it came to me in care of my trust. Not too hard. (Or so I thought.)
Now you are telling me I only have $300 in the account because in January you opened a whole new trust account and moved the money over there?? Oh my gosh are you on crack? And the funny part (and thank you for laughing right along with me) is that my original account doesn't have a beneficiary LISTED. So if I died, that money would have gone to NO ONE.
My secret reason, which you don't know yet because I'm on hold, is that I want that $100 on top of my $600 plus interest so I can close this account, stop giving you money, and use that money for more immediate needs.
Once this clusterfuck is over, I will go back to regular investing, butprobably not with you.
**I just got transferred to the transfer department. Um yeah I have to fill out a transfer form and a beneficiary form. LMAO. This is RICH!**
This has not been a very good week overall.
I am on the phone with you because I realized that this month is my one year mark with you and your Suze Orman Save Yourself account. You see, I have been paying you $50 a month for one full year and now you're supposed to give me another $100 as a *pats head* "good girl" reward.
Except you didn't.
When I tried to set up my trust designation with you, I TOLD YOU that the only thing I was changing was the BENEFICIARY! So instead of the money coming to me, it came to me in care of my trust. Not too hard. (Or so I thought.)
Now you are telling me I only have $300 in the account because in January you opened a whole new trust account and moved the money over there?? Oh my gosh are you on crack? And the funny part (and thank you for laughing right along with me) is that my original account doesn't have a beneficiary LISTED. So if I died, that money would have gone to NO ONE.
My secret reason, which you don't know yet because I'm on hold, is that I want that $100 on top of my $600 plus interest so I can close this account, stop giving you money, and use that money for more immediate needs.
Once this clusterfuck is over, I will go back to regular investing, but
**I just got transferred to the transfer department. Um yeah I have to fill out a transfer form and a beneficiary form. LMAO. This is RICH!**
This has not been a very good week overall.
