Anyways, she seemed unfazed by it all and I did make the joke that when you do bad things, crazy men with machetes come after you.
We also talked about:
Don't follow the man with the machete back to his camp
Don't wander off alone with there is a man with a machete outside
Don't stand in front of tall windows with your back to the window when there is a man with a machete outside
Don't ask the scary man in the hockey mask if he would like a hockey stick to complete the outfit
Don't continue standing on the shabby floor when there is a crazy man with a machete shoving it up through the floor
Overall, we gave the movie a "C" and went and got pizza afterwards for lunch and discussed the whole Chris Brown thing and how it is NEVER okay for a man to beat up a woman (she was a HUGE Chris Brown fan...)
Then I got home and we decided to use our coupon for Red Robin for dinner and hit the Verizon store in the same mall (Irvine Spectrum) since my cell phone has been dying. First we went to Verizon and found a super cool phone. (No, my phone did not cost that much.) It was more than I expected to get, but we also decided that now that we both have good cell phones we will get rid of the house line, so that saves us about $30 a month - well worth the cost of my new phone. Chris is having fun playing with it and I am wishing it came with an instructional DVD for all the stuff it has on it!
I also got a new wireless headset that wont pinch my ear and make me want to break the law by making calls on the phone and screaming at the microphone while using speakerphone with the phone in my lap. It's good to be a state employee too because there is a 25% discount on everything. (I am on his family plan too.)
Then we went to a game store and got a second guitar for guitar hero so we can rock out together. Now that is what I call a fun V-day gift.