Work...

So now I'm stuck in the middle of a UCI power struggle between my current boss who wants me to stay until at least 8/27, and my soon-to-be boss who wants me to start 8/20. Current boss thinks 2 weeks notice is like a 10% tip - old school and rude. Soon-to-be boss thinks two weeks is enough and just make the break.

H.R. is now involved... If only I had this problem with men!

All I really wanna do is leave early and go hang out on the beach to enjoy the fresh air.