Dear Karma

Dear Karma,

You know mommy loves you, and you know mommy loves her couch that looked so much... nicer before you moved in, but you will be sleeping on the couch tonight instead of our bed.

The last few nights you've been up, down, up, down, up, down and you seem to feel the need to jump onto my legs with every move. Combine that with that little half bark / chicken sound you make at every little thing outside has kept me awake and mommy isn't very happy right now. I know you love to snuggle with us lay on my legs which keeps waking me up at night, but mommy has had enough.

Please don't give me that look as I shut the bedroom door, just know that in my family, the fact that you sleep indoors is considered coddling.

You'll get kisses in the morning as always, I just need my sleep.

Love,

Mommy

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